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JUNK-GRABBING HONOR ROLL
WASHINGTON DC Jul 2010
WASHINGTON DC Sep 2010
SEATTLE, WA Oct 2010
WASHINGTON DC Oct 2010
WASHINGTON DC Jan 2011
HAMILTON, NZ Feb 2011
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA Feb 2011
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA Feb 2011
NEW ORLEANS, LA Mar 2011
NEW YORK CITY Mar 2011
DUNELLEN, NJ Mar 2011
NYC: Summer Tour Kickoff Jun 2011
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA Jun 2011
NEW JERSEY Jul 2011
KANSAS CITY, MO Jul 2011
MINNEAPOLIS, MN Jul 2011
MADISON, WI Jul 2011
DES MOINES, IA Jul 2011
MILWAUKEE, WI Jul 2011
GRAND RAPIDS, MI Jul 2011
CHICAGO, IL Jul 2011
ST. LOUIS, MO Jul 2011
SPRINGFIELD, MO Jul 2011
INDIANAPOLIS, IN Jul 2011
DAYTON, OH Jul 2011
KNOXVILLE, TN Jul 2011
COLUMBUS, OH Jul 2011
CLEVELAND, OH Jul 2011
ATHENS, OH Jul 2011
DETROIT, MI Jul 2011
NYC: The Homecoming Jul 2011
WASHINGTON DC Aug 2011
RICHMOND, VA Aug 2011
ATLANTA, GA Aug 2011
NEW ORLEANS, LA Aug 2011
RALEIGH, NC Aug 2011
BOSTON, MA Aug 2011
VANCOUVER BC, CANADA Oct 2011
LONDON, ENGLAND Nov 2011
1970s Edition in WASHINGTON, DC Jan 2012
ASBURY PARK, NJ Mar 2012
MORE TO COME
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The World's Most Touching Gameshow...
GRAB MY JUNK

It's a gameshow... and a burlesque show... in one!

Watch in awe as world-renowned burlesque performers bump and grind, tease and titillate, sway and strip. Then, get to know them even more intimately. Learn their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK.


Will you learn enough from watching these burlesque numbers to guess correctly? The closer you look, the better you'll play the game. Unless you get distracted. Which you probably will. Jo Boobs, special guests Randi Rascal, Shanghai Pearl, Heidi Von Haught | photo by ELD Images

It's a concept that only Jonny Porkpie (New York's "Best Naked Impresario" -NY Press, and producer of the "Best Burlesque" in NY -New York Magazine, The Village Voice) could be crazy enough to put on a stage. And now, it's making its way around the world...

The Rules Are Simple

First, your charming host introduces you to the celebrity guest performers in the best possible way: by bringing them to the stage to present titillating burlesque numbers. You'll have to watch carefully as these sexy superstars take off their clothes -- even more carefully than usual. Because everyone in the audience is a potential contestant, and you might just see something in the striptease that will help you guess the answer to an intimate question about the perversions and proclivities of the performer you just saw.

Host Jonny Porkpie with guest host Ernie Von Schmaltz at the Seattle, WA premiere | Photo by Evan Draeger
Guess correctly, and in the first rounds, you'll win... Junk! Yes, the early prizes you can grab consist of the useless crap lying around the houses of the host and performers! We don't want it, you don't want it, but you'll take it home with you when you... GRAB MY JUNK.

What can you win? Past prizes have included: a slightly broken smurf! That book from college the host bought for far too much money but never even opened! A VHS copy of Disney's "The Black Cauldron"! And many others far valueless for words!

After the "winners" have been selected, it's on to the semi-finals: a series of contests designed to test your skill and peversion. Whether it's "Safeword", "Reverse Cowgirl", "The Reacharound", or one of the many other challeges, make sure to be a big winner... because otherwise you're sure to be a sore loser.

Even the performers want in on the action. Randi Rascal, Jo Boobs, and Shanghai Pearl show the audience how it's done. Photos by Evan Draeger
Finalists head to THE BIG DEAL showdown, when winners can trade this crap for honest-to-goodness you'll-want-to-keep-'em prizes supplied by our performers and sponsors... but there's a catch. And it's a big one. Because you'll never guess where the real prizes are hidden... could it be that there's more than one way to GRAB MY JUNK?

It's a game where the stakes are low and the standards are too. Do you have what it takes to... GRAB MY JUNK?
Two contestants go for the big prize | Photo by Cokko Swain for Metromix.