2014 HOLIDAY EDITION in TWO CITIES
A very special edition of the international burlesque gameshow, designed to send your year out with a bang! The show that has always uncovered the passions, proclivities, and deepest, darkest, sexiest secrets of your favorite performers now delves into our most intimate territory yet: end-of-year regrets and New Year's resolutions! Which resolutions from 2014 did these performers keep? Which do they regret not keeping? Which do they regret keeping? Do they have any regrets at all? And what dirty deeds do they resolve to accomplish in 2015? Learn these scintillating facts (and much more) as you enjoy their sumptuous striptease and compete to win some of the worst prizes in game show history: all of the junk the performers gathered in the previous year, and are now looking for any excuse to get rid of.
In Washington DC December 19 and NYC December 29
The World's Most Touching Gameshow...
GRAB MY JUNK
It's a gameshow... and a burlesque show... in one!
Watch in awe as world-renowned burlesque performers bump and grind, tease and titillate, sway and strip. Then, get to know them even more intimately. Learn their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK.
Will you learn enough from watching these burlesque numbers to guess correctly? The closer you look, the better you'll play the game. Unless you get distracted. Which you probably will. Jo Boobs, special guests Randi Rascal, Shanghai Pearl, Heidi Von Haught | photo by ELD Images
It's a concept that only Jonny Porkpie (New York's "Best Naked Impresario" -NY Press, and producer of the "Best Burlesque" in NY -New York Magazine, The Village Voice) could be crazy enough to put on a stage. And now, it's making its way around the world...
The Rules Are SimpleFirst, your charming host introduces you to the celebrity guest performers in the best possible way: by bringing them to the stage to present titillating burlesque numbers. You'll have to watch carefully as these sexy superstars take off their clothes -- even more carefully than usual. Because everyone in the audience is a potential contestant, and you might just see something in the striptease that will help you guess the answer to an intimate question about the perversions and proclivities of the performer you just saw.
Host Jonny Porkpie with guest host Ernie Von Schmaltz at the Seattle, WA premiere | Photo by Evan Draeger
What can you win? Past prizes have included: a slightly broken smurf! That book from college the host bought for far too much money but never even opened! A VHS copy of Disney's "The Black Cauldron"! And many others far valueless for words!
After the "winners" have been selected, it's on to the semi-finals: a series of contests designed to test your skill and peversion. Whether it's "Safeword", "Reverse Cowgirl", "The Reacharound", or one of the many other challeges, make sure to be a big winner... because otherwise you're sure to be a sore loser.
Even the performers want in on the action. Randi Rascal, Jo Boobs, and Shanghai Pearl show the audience how it's done. Photos by Evan Draeger
It's a game where the stakes are low and the standards are too. Do you have what it takes to... GRAB MY JUNK?